the cat
Dun dun dun
Today I was chilling with sir Cronk, the knight of freedom and justice. They dogsit, or something like that, cuz they always have weird creatures of the canine type who occupy their house. There was a tiny one of some breed, whose name was Levi. He was sorta following us, and smelled like a dog. Yeah, I know he IS a dog, but he doesn't have to smell like one, right? Anyways they also own a feline. This cat pwns. It was chilling on the back of the couch, and then Levi came up, and the cat scared this tiny k9 away with a hiss and a swipe. It was sooo funny. Less sleep enhances some things...
Eventually, we went downstairs. Followed by the dog. This dog was funny, I can't quite remember. Maybe because he got PWND BY A CAT. He would sit up beside us and he was shaking or something...that cat must have really gotten to him. But enough about those hair shedding and spreading animals.
Today, there were some half decent puns cracked, so I figured I'd go find some good ones around. That was before I remembered that the previous statement is an oxymoron. Good puns don't exist. It was gross and definately not worth it.
You know what is worth it though? Especially if you wish to claim true geekerdom? Too much hype on the internet to find you something solid, but look up 'Leeroy Jenkins'. Famous it has become.
Today I was chilling with sir Cronk, the knight of freedom and justice. They dogsit, or something like that, cuz they always have weird creatures of the canine type who occupy their house. There was a tiny one of some breed, whose name was Levi. He was sorta following us, and smelled like a dog. Yeah, I know he IS a dog, but he doesn't have to smell like one, right? Anyways they also own a feline. This cat pwns. It was chilling on the back of the couch, and then Levi came up, and the cat scared this tiny k9 away with a hiss and a swipe. It was sooo funny. Less sleep enhances some things...
Eventually, we went downstairs. Followed by the dog. This dog was funny, I can't quite remember. Maybe because he got PWND BY A CAT. He would sit up beside us and he was shaking or something...that cat must have really gotten to him. But enough about those hair shedding and spreading animals.
Today, there were some half decent puns cracked, so I figured I'd go find some good ones around. That was before I remembered that the previous statement is an oxymoron. Good puns don't exist. It was gross and definately not worth it.
You know what is worth it though? Especially if you wish to claim true geekerdom? Too much hype on the internet to find you something solid, but look up 'Leeroy Jenkins'. Famous it has become.
posted by AfterVerner at 11:40 p.m.
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